me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
wtf = where the files?
lol = lunch’s over loser
hmu = hire men usually
rofl = really? okay fuck laws
smfh = so maybe fire him
ttyl = them tittiies! you’re l’hired!
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
sam fucking dies
the squid beefed it for the last time